Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Noodle niction

Deep sentence of straight nonfiction also known as facts

Are you lying?
It came from Gobee so its noodle niction.

by Jawa74 April 22, 2018

Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.

Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.

by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010