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Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.
Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.
by Frankie Jr May 24, 2009
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J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon
J-killa is a fucking boss
by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014
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j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)
Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a
by KSMoTO December 13, 2008
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j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county
person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster
by your seed October 13, 2011
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[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.
Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!
by Rocket J January 8, 2009
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Shaz j

The coolest pimp ever! he is so sweet! best 8 pack- u know it! luv u~Kacia
I love Shaz like a fat kid love cake : . )
by Kacia June 11, 2006
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J fizzle

The well known public figure that is Jasmin Pearson
Oi J fizzle, your a flanel
by Rkelly67 September 21, 2009
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