hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 October 16, 2015

Cakes and shit

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023

Cheesy Cakes

When you take a poo or wet fart in your pants and don't wipe. Therefore you have cheesy cakes

I really need a shower, I have had cheesy cakes all day.

by WyteTempo October 1, 2018

Carrot Cake

A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.

You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.

by Medical Merc July 20, 2020