Slap Griffin

Something usually done on Slap Griffin Day, which is on October 29th.

Griffin: "Today is Slap Griffin Day, time to get slapped"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.

Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.

by Chatteh October 23, 2012

b slap

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.

I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Corpse Slap

noun

1. A half-hearted rebuttal.

2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.

A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"

by Prevayorofdistantrelatives March 26, 2021

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020