Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.

Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text

by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

texting back

When someone sends a message to your phone and you open and reply to that message

She is really bad at texting back.

by John Johnsonn June 18, 2017

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020