Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
by BMXstuff February 20, 2012
Get the Janky Turdmug. A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power December 9, 2008
Get the Corp Turdmug. I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
Get the Turd smugglinsmug. A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015
Get the turd tankmug. by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021
Get the turd burglarmug. Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
Get the turd theorymug. A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 25, 2010
Get the Show Turdmug.