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Early Snake gets the Cake 

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

Blood Snake 

A slang term for the male erection
I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night
Blood Snake by dogboy69 May 5, 2020

liquor snake 

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night
“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

Musky Snake Pit

Refers to Any sized group of (primarily men) typically 3 or more, having sex. They resemble a pit of musky snakes with their twitching cocks paired with the hissing sound they make. (Especially during Dp or Tp as the significant stretch on the sub/bottom makes the hissing louder)
“Hey Tod did you get the invite to that orgy too?”
“Ya! Im hoping to hop into a musky snake pit with some sexy hunks!”

THE snake man 2 

Literally the coolest person ever. The THE Infront of his name symbolizes large power and copium.
Wow! I wish I could be like THE snake man 2 he’s so good with that copium
THE snake man 2 by movert123 March 3, 2021