shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.

“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”

by jim bithel July 18, 2024

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023