Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

The snout smash

A deliberately executed act in which a girl forcefully bounces her ass onto a guy’s face with the shared goal of breaking his nose.

"Dude, why is your nose crooked?"
"She hit me with The Snout Smash last night. Best decision I ever made."

by Idk i jus got here March 3, 2025

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 5, 2024

smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.

"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."

by h2ocelot July 6, 2024

Atomic Smash

An Atomic Smash is a sexual act where one participant recieves anal one hour after having Taco Bell.

"Hey Aspen, had you heard about how Charlotte gave me an Atomic Smash?"

by Futzyz July 21, 2024