Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Vinegar Salad

The act of shitting on your sex partners chest and continuing to urinate on the shit you have just taken on their chest. The urine acts as a vinegar dressing to the Salad (shit) :)

Gregory: Hey bro have you ever dished out a decent vinegar salad?

Adem: yea bruhh i put a bit of extra vinegar on the salad too. it was raddddd

by Davo249257 October 3, 2016

ho salad

A group of a variety of hoes

*looking at group of hoes* What a ho salad

by EatMyKnob May 22, 2016

Bitch Salad

A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people

Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"

by Lantar October 20, 2016

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017