ja rule

Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.

John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.

by Kezman9 November 7, 2006

rule 47-5

Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool

"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."

"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."

"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.

"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."

"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.

by That guy over there flapping April 3, 2011

Rules 1-36

Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.

Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt

by HipstaSquirrel November 1, 2016

Riley

An man with a small penis but gets lots of girls

Wow look at the size of his penis he must be a Riley

by Ginger Snap 004 February 28, 2017

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Reverse Pat Riley

Originating with the former Los Angeles Lakers coach Pat Riley and his slick backed, oiled, hair style. The "reverse Pat Riley" involves an individual emitting ejaculate upon a recipient's head then smoothing it over the forehead, creating an oiled, slicked forward appearance...The opposite of Pat Riley's slick backed hair style.

I blew a load on her head and gave her a reverse Pat Riley!

by Kingsley White February 26, 2009

Three Year Rule

It is not socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the three year age bracket. This only applies if the younger of the two is 14-16 years old.

"Hey dude, i'm dating this chick who's 15"

"Wtf dude you're like 18, ever heard of the three year rule"

by AnalBlaster5000 May 8, 2014