plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 February 21, 2011

Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 22, 2022

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019

Buzz Ring

Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.

In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.

by LargeBear February 26, 2008

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger February 01, 2017