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Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.
Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".
by Zute Zute October 11, 2009
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Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
by lolbird21 October 2, 2017
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poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit
"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"
by bigknowledge October 11, 2020
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Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.
Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.
by Numpty134 June 29, 2013
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poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 9, 2021
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poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies
dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks
by BigBadLee March 31, 2009
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poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door
by Dayboi May 29, 2016
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