poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies

dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks

by BigBadLee March 31, 2009

Poo Dust

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.

When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.

by Smasher99 January 27, 2020

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020

ian poo

Ian poo likes to roleplay, He is usually the type of guy ignore the other person in the argument he was in even though he was wrong, Ian is a chubby 20 year old trying to find the meaning of life and the secret to Immortality

Look at that guy he kind of looks like an Ian poo

by Dijf May 12, 2018

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014