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me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!
by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020
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Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.
We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.
by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017
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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.
I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!
by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019
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Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.
I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.
by ozzyag April 5, 2018
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Play on the phone

Wen you call a random people number and do prank calls.
"Stop playin on the phone boy."

Don't play on the phone, they might have Caller ID.
by Godlike The Creator February 22, 2019
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