Penis Pocket

A convenient place to store your penis

I used my girlfriend's penis pocket last night

by cccooo1234 September 26, 2018

Penis Dust

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they make penis dust. Penis dust can be bought and sold to two mummies if they do not have access to a penis.

Hey Sienna! Want some penis dust?!

by penisdust July 25, 2019

Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)

*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”

by JuicyJoey July 8, 2020

Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.

8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!

by SB September 13, 2004

Nigga penis

An informal greeting

"Ayyyyyyyyy nigga penis!"

by Slangslammer9000 September 17, 2019

penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015