Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

jacey-poo

A Male raised as a "nice boy" depicted in a 1950's leave it to beaver episode. Is usually lazy, awkward and a straight up fag. Was taught that sex is naughty and to never bring it up or talk about it. He was raised as mommy's little angel.

Jacey-poo was a nice boy and did all of his chores!

by whaaaaat?? January 2, 2019

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 7, 2019

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

by Skirtt July 24, 2018

Dinky poo

Dinky poo:

An idiot who makes many grammatical errors.

Wayne David Penna is a Dinky Poo.
He couldn't write a sentence to save his life.
Argues on facebook and looks like an idiot because his grammatical errors.

by The left sucks January 25, 2019

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019