Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint January 1, 2012

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009

massive penis

Men has a foot long between their legs which is a
Massive penis

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS-

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl

DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis

by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014

Harrison penis

A guy who has a 8+ inch penis

Damn that guy must be Harrison! Look at his dick! Man what a Harrison penis he has

by Whatbruh209 August 16, 2018

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020