Dark

No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.

Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2023

new Dark Souls

defines a recently released videogame thats quite difficult.

A: Hey! Have you heard of Cuphead ?
B: Yeah its the new Dark Souls!

by greenmario October 24, 2017

Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021

Dark Money

1.) What the the rulers of this world. I e. Authorities, Police, 1st responders use to secretly fund illegal or questionable activities.

2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.

Dark money is secretly financing bad behaviour.

by 20/20 Vision Reality March 29, 2024

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017

Dark House

A house or room where madmen are confined

Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude

by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023

Dark Fantasy

a dark idea with no basis in reality.

"your blood on my hands is my dark fantasy."

by wavyvvs April 10, 2022