simp

likes twitch streamers "too much" like my friend rebel

rebel a simp he like that dumb twitch streamer

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Not a simp

Me

I’m not a simp and not a $imp!

by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021

SIMP

S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.

Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

by dustypetals August 10, 2023

Simp

someone who does whatever someone wants, and even more so, just so they will like them back

damn, tristan is such a simp

by totallynotsteven March 21, 2021

Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings

Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.

by KingFree March 19, 2022

Simp

When you overly use the word "best" when describing them get all giggly and smiley and shit. And use simpy emojis.

Solo: Damn she's the best girl at our school
Us: you're such a simp

by bigsimpsolo March 13, 2021