National Flash Day

I told her it’s national flash day and she showed me her tits.
by aaaff ed fdaw April 20, 2020
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national blowjob month

the month of june is declared national blowjob month
"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"
by playboi_rawri10 June 25, 2017
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hyper-neo-nationalism

when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
by bottomboy tj July 06, 2020
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National Smexy Day

A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy
What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!
by That’s Lesbian March 29, 2020
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national no clothes day

a day on october 23 where clothes will not be necessary.
“why is he not wearing clothes?”

“ITS NATIONAL NO CLOTHES DAY OFC!”
by radlolz October 15, 2021
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National horny month

The month of April is national horny month, yes all month Taylor...
National horny month is april
by Random revenge April 18, 2020
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National Girlfriend Day

August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.
by mr.knowitall674939 August 01, 2023
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