Michael Murnane

The fucking man

Michael Murnane is some lad

by Idk7777 November 26, 2019

Michael Anton

Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.

Michael Anton loves to wet his plants.

by AncientK April 8, 2021

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

team michaeled

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Michael H

“Life is too short and time is too fast”

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 29, 2022

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.

person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020