Mike

Hunk of the south east

Have you met Mike? The hunk of the south east

by Nimsayh February 6, 2021

MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE

MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT

by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021

Mike

Mike Hunt

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt

by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017

Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.

"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"

by NickEffinB May 30, 2025

Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.

Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin

by Platinumunity July 23, 2023

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019