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Michael Benitez

Sexy male that everyone loves 🥵
by THATHOTMF March 16, 2022
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Michael's StepDad

In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.

Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?

Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is

Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!

Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here

Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!

From Brewstew - little sister
by AceForgor April 17, 2022
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Michael Jackson

Do you seriously not know who Michael Jackson is? REALLY?
by JustArandomPerson_??? February 20, 2022
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Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.
“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”
by Mckyp123 March 3, 2022
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Michael Jordania

The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.
"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"
by Urko_The_Beast_Slayer34 March 4, 2022
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Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3
Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt
by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022
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Michael moment

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.
I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.
by I fucking hate jay January 1, 2021
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