by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018
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An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
Alan: Hey Lily, how unfair is it that all these tax payers are paying for all these people that don’t have a job, yet I do like keeping as much money away from the tax man as possible.
Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.
Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.
Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
by comedycircuit September 18, 2018
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When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.
But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”
Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
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