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Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018
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Leftory

A leftory is a person who wants the “benefits” of being left wing and right wing at the same time.

An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
Alan: Hey Lily, how unfair is it that all these tax payers are paying for all these people that don’t have a job, yet I do like keeping as much money away from the tax man as possible.

Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.

Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
by comedycircuit September 18, 2018
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Left

When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.

But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”

Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
by ChunLeelookinass December 7, 2018
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Left nut

by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019
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Leftovers

When someone you use to fuck or be with.

"Why you eating my leftovers?"

"Shes dating your left overs"
"Why she fucking your leftovers?"
by 🍑🍆😑👶🏽 January 18, 2019
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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019
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Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019
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