Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025

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Everything You Know is Wrong

a peak song by weird al

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt

by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025

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wanna know what else

Something that you say to make something, almost anything, sound weird (sexual), even though in reality it's not. It works on most adjectives

Example 1
user1: that's so bad...
user2: wanna know what else is bad?

Example 2
user 3: this one's cool! it's super sparkly
user 4: wanna know what else is sparkly? :)

by Sammyni Spyderini January 3, 2026

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Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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