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As Jones

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This phrase is used after any statement to reinforce what has been said, commonly used in the Brynamman and Gwaun Cae Gurwen area
I can’t bench 150kg that’s heavy as jones”
“I didn’t sleep much last night, I’m tired as jones”
by Biceps Jones July 25, 2022
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Gavin Jones

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Gavin Jones is the sexiest man alive

Gavin also has big...

Gavin Jones is just a walking W
Have you seen Gavin Jones? He is the sexiest man I've ever seen.
by Keepntabz September 6, 2022
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Mike Jones

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A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Matt Jones

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Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Joshua Jones

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Is a sexy beast who invented navigation without a map.
Hello Joshua Jones you sexy beast I heard you can navigate without a map- SS
by Jonsey 38838373 September 26, 2022
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Butthole Jones

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People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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