Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.
Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.
by The Doonster August 03, 2010
Yo girl, that kenz job last night was hella tight.
Dude that kenz is freaky naughty; she gives those kenz jobs like nobody's business
Dude that kenz is freaky naughty; she gives those kenz jobs like nobody's business
by Totally Notjay Ferro December 23, 2009
When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.
Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!
Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.
Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?
Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.
Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.
Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?
Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.
by Gingemonkeh August 05, 2010
The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.
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