Irish Diesel

Sweet sweet Guinness 🤤

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel

by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024

Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

laughing in irish

An irish man laughing

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish

by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Irish Artist

An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me

You are not good enough be more like an Irish Artist

by Irishboi123 October 12, 2019

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015