Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
Get the Whale in a mud puddle mug.A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
Get the glass mud table mug.This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019
Get the Mississippi Mud Hug mug.A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
by Evilives November 23, 2014
Get the Mississippi mud newt mug.A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
Get the White mud-bath mug.While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
Get the Louisiana Mud Puff mug.The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
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