Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.

That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Human

Stupid Race That Doesn't Know Anything.

Humans are stupid

by Human9174873497934792 February 28, 2019

worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}

some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2016

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019