home

home. the place you feel safe and protected. he makes me feel that way. if somethings bothering me, i tell him. if something makes me happy, i tell him. he makes me feel heard. i dont think i’ve ever felt this way about someone before. but ofc, there’s a stupid skank that’s ruining everything. i am literally so much better than her. shes so ew i swear. he tells me he loves me every. single. day. does he do that to her? i think the fuck not. so she can drive off a cliff for all i care.

he is my home. i love him endlessly.

by 122608 March 20, 2022

Home Offlix

When you are on Home office watching Netflix all day

I don't come to the office tomorrow, I am in Home offlix.

by stbr March 12, 2020

home celebrity

also know as a porn star

damn did you that home celebrity in this years home movie

by cumslut517 April 14, 2022

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.

Boy, take yourself home.

by NR96 May 15, 2022

Home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone)

Correct!

Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2025

D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.

Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.

by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016

Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

by destructodog December 28, 2024