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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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Shed a half a yard

Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.
Hey fecktard.this dinner is expensive! Shed a half a yard to cover the tab!"
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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half-third-cousin

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
My half-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021
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half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
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my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!
by French egg head August 25, 2023
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half-past gay

Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.
"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."

"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
by M_H_B August 10, 2007
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twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."
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