the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
Get the male half-life mug.Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
My half-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021
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by Josho July 9, 2023
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by French egg head August 25, 2023
Get the my foot and a half mug."I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
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