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Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

23 February 

Hottest cutest nicest people are born on this day

Lily
Person 1: when’s your birthday

Person 2:23 February
23 February by Cool peps November 13, 2019

24 february 

The cutest and the most gorgeous people in the world, they make people happy, mostly of the time they get so shy, but if you’ll to know them better, you’ll absolutely love them
“This person was born on the 24 february,they’re unique
24 february by Onlyangel;)23 October 24, 2020

23 February 

This is the date that dangerous but nice people are born. They are hot, seductive and always helpful.
Person 1: Damn, she is hot!

Person 2: Yeah, She is born on 23 february.

Person 1: That explains a lot.
23 February by PumbaDumba ^-^ January 17, 2020

Fibonacci Fap February 

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"

5 february 

the most beautiful girl was born on this day!!!!

if someone u know born on this date. marry her cs she will definitely the amazing person you will have!
example: imma date someone cool! so who’s born in 5 february ?
5 february by hihihihoho October 15, 2019