February 20

Kick your shortest friend day. ~_~

Shortie: Hey (person)
Person: its February 20
Shortie: cool you can read
person: OH YEAH? WELL CAN YOU FLY?

by uhmMONKE November 21, 2021

February 17 2005

Ayy it’s dash day😅😅

Today’s February 17 2005? It’s Dash day😝

by Itsfiyaaa November 21, 2021

February 1st

the day the swaggest, nicest, and hottest 5'2 latina was brought into this world.

"oh did you hear? its her bday today, woo woo!!"
"oh yeahh its february 1st huhh, woo woo!!!"

by Prettygurlbri_4567 November 21, 2021

February 8

Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!

Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day

by UnicornBabe3444 November 21, 2021

27th february

Its the day of pulă

what happens on 27th february?
U suck dick!

by marianuș November 22, 2021

Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

Praise Someone named Chris on February 25th!

guy 1 - its chirs
guy 2 - its 2/25
guy 3 - lets praise him!
guy 4 - why?
guy 5 - February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba November 9, 2021