26th February

A birth date of true wonders. If you are reading this and were not born on the 26th February then you will never truly be able to grasp the true phenomenon which is this date and the miraculous individuals who were bestowed upon this green earth at this historical time.

"is it true you were born on the 26th February"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"

by an average air enjoyer November 22, 2021

February 20

Kick your shortest friend day. ~_~

Shortie: Hey (person)
Person: its February 20
Shortie: cool you can read
person: OH YEAH? WELL CAN YOU FLY?

by uhmMONKE November 21, 2021

February 17 2005

Ayy it’s dash day😅😅

Today’s February 17 2005? It’s Dash day😝

by Itsfiyaaa November 21, 2021

February 1st

the day the swaggest, nicest, and hottest 5'2 latina was brought into this world.

"oh did you hear? its her bday today, woo woo!!"
"oh yeahh its february 1st huhh, woo woo!!!"

by Prettygurlbri_4567 November 21, 2021

February 8

Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!

Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day

by UnicornBabe3444 November 21, 2021

27th february

Its the day of pulă

what happens on 27th february?
U suck dick!

by marianuș November 22, 2021

February 3rd

Today is the day a boss ass bitch was born, her name is Charlotte and she’s a queen! We all STAN A Charlotte because she has power and grace in everything she does. Don’t let her outrageously expensive lifestyle change the way you think about her!! Charlotte has the best tits in town!!

Person 1: What day is it today?
Person 2: It’s February 3rd...the day Charlotte was born...duh
Person 1: Oh yeah!!! The best day ever!!

by Chazbaz357 January 19, 2020