The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
by Chad Barrett October 16, 2008
by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023
by CoastalCow February 28, 2023
Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 01, 2017
1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx January 02, 2018
“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)
1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”
a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.
2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”
a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.
2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
by shaolint July 20, 2023
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo September 15, 2011