phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

Yapping Card

The act of dismissing someone's argument or passionate speech as mere mindless, annoying noise—comparable to a small dog's incessant barking. This is a derisive tactic used to avoid engaging with the substance of what is being said by framing the speaker as irritating, long-winded, and unserious. It implies the person is talking just to hear themselves talk, offering no valuable content, and should be ignored like background static. It's a classic move to belittle and silence opposition without refutation.

Example: In a heated online debate about economic policy, one user posts a detailed, paragraph-long critique. The reply, "Lmao, someone revoke his yapping card already," is a cheap way to mock the effort and detail of the argument without addressing a single point. It's the digital equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and saying "blah blah blah."

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Therapy Card

The rhetorical move of suggesting that someone's strongly held opinion, emotional response, or ideological stance is not a legitimate viewpoint but a symptom of unaddressed personal trauma or mental instability requiring professional intervention. It pathologizes disagreement, implying the opponent isn't rational but damaged, and that the debate table should be swapped for a therapist's couch. It’s a way to cloak personal attacks in a veneer of faux concern.

Example: When someone expresses deep anger about systemic injustice, a reply like "You need to log off and play the therapy card, bro. This level of rage isn't healthy" attempts to reframe their political critique as a personal psychological problem, invalidating the content of their argument by questioning their emotional fitness to hold it.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Delusion Card

Accusing someone of being so detached from reality that their factual claims or beliefs constitute a clinical delusion—a fixed, false belief resistant to reason. This is deployed when someone holds a view perceived as so obviously false or fringe that engaging with evidence seems pointless; instead, you attack their very grip on reality. It's an escalation beyond calling someone "wrong," claiming they are living in a fantasy world.

Example: In a flat-Earth debate, a scientist presents satellite imagery and curvature calculations. A flat-Earther might respond, "You're brainwashed by NASA!" To which the scientist, in frustration, might snap, "I'm not arguing anymore, I'm just worried about your crippling case of the delusion card." It's a terminal insult for a debate, declaring the other person fundamentally unreachable.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Schizophrenia Card

A grievously stigmatizing and often misused tactic of alleging that someone's argument is so incoherent, self-contradictory, or based on perceived non-existent patterns that it must be symptomatic of schizophrenia. This weaponizes a serious mental health condition as a casual insult to describe disjointed or irrational thinking. It's a nuclear option for dismissing complex or unconventional ideas by associating them with severe psychosis.

Example: A conspiracy theorist weaves a complex narrative linking unrelated news events into a grand plot. An exasperated critic might unfairly retort, "Dude, the way you connect dots that aren't there... have you considered you might be playing the schizophrenia card?" This inappropriately uses a medical diagnosis as a synonym for flawed logic.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026