Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

by Ck12345 December 2, 2014

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

Candy

Prince charming but with big boobies

Candy is so hot, all the girls want to fuck her

by imsohothehehe January 16, 2022

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

candy zip

a method of caffeine ingestion that involves mixing raw caffeine powder with a packet of sugar/artificial sweetener

person1: yoo, me and bill are tryna candyflip today, u down?
person2: naahh, i gotta work today. tired af, might candy zip later

by dont use your real name lol April 26, 2023