Bruce

A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.

1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.

by IrisLaRue February 4, 2010

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BRUCELEE04

BRUCELEE04 is the act of bullying a person of lower skill level than you and a group of your friends into submission on an online multi-player game. You MUST scream BRUCELEE04 after killing the bully-ed.

On halo3, team slayer, player on the opposing team, skill level 1, rank recruit, gang up on him, 4 on 1 and beat him to death while exclaiming BRUCELEE04!!!

by Stoooooart January 7, 2008

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Brucebanger

This is the male genital organ in it's most disfigured state. it acheives this state through persistant daily anal sex over a period of at least 42 years.

The Brucebanger bears a striking resemblance to a large, flat mushroom, often reaching diameters of 20cm and lengths of around 3cm.

"I got picked by this guy last night but when I saw his Brucebanger I jumped out of the window."

by Henk_Blip July 15, 2009

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