Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.

You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Beads & Blankets

Beads and blankets this is a great honor and highly significant in our culture.

However, in modern times this is not necessary, we prefer a more symbolic payment, of coins, representing beads and, bills or dollars representing Blankets.

Money, such as coins and bills, is a highly symbolic of Beads & Blankets, and a most honorable proposition.

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Bearsing

The act of wearing all of your Chicago Bears accouterments(Jersey, Hats, Shoes, Pants, Jewelry, etc..) around town while running errands after a huge victory so you can let everyone know who you represent and to Bear Down.

After the Bears beat the Packers in the playoffs I woke up and decide to go Bearsing around town.

by Chestnut4ever January 11, 2026

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

d'bears

Someone who has his/her microphone on while playing a game and is saying stupid stuff or arguing with their moms. Could also be someone who sucks at taking directions

Ben: Mom, I don't want a job, I am rank 54 on COD6.
Mom: No son of mine is going to be this lazy, get off the game and get a job, your being a d'bears.

by gooseway February 17, 2010