beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014

beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.

Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.

by CaptainSparkness August 4, 2014

beard up

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.

No shave November is over. Time to beard up.

by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015

bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015