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moose bagging

Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
Example's
Im Moose bagging that bitch !!
Im gonna Moose bag that bitch ...
by Mr G Moosebagger May 12, 2008
mugGet the moose baggingmug.

kooz bag

A kooz bag is a usually a bitch to the kooz. A male who pussy whipped and doesn't have the balls to stand up to his ovebearing woman.
Josh can't come out tonight because his girlfriend won't let him. What a kooz bag!
by Kevin Joyner March 18, 2005
mugGet the kooz bagmug.

bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?
by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003
mugGet the bag of dicksmug.

q-bag

A sexual act so kinky it provides no pleasure for either party involved. The act of stretching out the scrotum and testicals, and placing them into the asshole of of the female.
when in the doggy style position, Fernando felt the urge to q-bag sally.
by CSU_man September 24, 2010
mugGet the q-bagmug.

bean bags

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!
by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003
mugGet the bean bagsmug.

Stopping bags

by alexwhatever2 October 14, 2018
mugGet the Stopping bagsmug.

ho bag

A bag of hos, usually something such as Santa Claus's bag, to fit many of these hos.
-Wow Santa! What do you have for me this Christmas?
-Ho Ho Ho! Let's look in my ho bag!
by Sarkus February 24, 2008
mugGet the ho bagmug.

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