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Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.
Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?
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Why am i in this room?

I dont know, But if you out you will remember
Ok time to-
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Why am i in this room?
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AM

Person 1: "Have you heard of when am quit the escapists 2?"
Person 2: "Isn't am a time?"
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Am-Bam

A slim thicc woman. That drinks titty juice with vodka. She will have 10 kids and will want to kill all of them. She is the type of human being to keep all holiday stuff out all year. Works five jobs and still doesn’t have a lot of money. She is married to a transgender guy that’s obese and eats his earwax.
Heyyyy is that a Am-Bam?
Look that girl is gonna be a Am-Bam.
Heyyy Am-Bam
by Big shrinky gpa dicks November 21, 2019
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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