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Human

You are one or at least I think you are . Humans are living beings. They are the smartest beings and yet the dumbest ones. I would even say humans are the most emotional beings out there. Humans live on purpose . They all try to find their purpose in this world and when they feel no purpose they get fucking depressed mostly . Quick little note - u don’t need to do something big or make a huge difference before you die just be a decent fucking human. Humans are powerful and very fascinating but humans need to know how to use their knowledge and advancements for the good. They can do good. Some do ofc but I feel majority don’t .humans are also the most diverse living beings . Each and everyone one are different from each other. Well anyways remember to appreciate you being part of something big aka the universe. And enjoy life it’s too short not to. Besides you get t.o live only once so don’t regret not doing things on your death bed because this is your last chance .
hello there I’m a human

‘ those are humans
by coolingeomentrybox May 24, 2022
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worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024
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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 9, 2022
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Human Dalek

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people
by I Like To Define Words July 31, 2024
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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent
Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 1, 2023
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Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.
That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.
by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023
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