pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003

Duck bitch

A UGLY LOOKING BITCH

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies”

by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006

Cheesy duck

The Cheesy Duck is where a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then puts his nose in her vagina much like the bill of a duck.

I'm telling you boy it was filthy, I gave myself a cheesy duck

by Cosmicdave November 19, 2017

venomous duck

A girl gives the duckface to the head of a cock just as the man blows his load on her lips

Dude! Did Becky really finish you up with the venomous duck?

by Duck duck goose July 8, 2015