October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 13, 2022
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head February 22, 2012
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short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.
-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro
by Chris_MD March 17, 2020
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
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ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".
You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?
by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017
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Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true
Cass is short af
by Mind dnfd November 04, 2020
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short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.
by JjAbrahams August 10, 2015
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