Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni
If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"
by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024
Get the Short Bus Alumnimug. by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021
Get the Short personmug. Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.
"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"
by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014
Get the Jojo shortsmug. 
Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
Get the Shortmug. A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.
They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
Get the Bucket Shortsmug. by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
Get the short sproutmug.