friend in need

A friend who you only talk to when you need something

I need the math homework. James is my friend in need, he'll do it for me

by Tass1 September 1, 2017

Friend that’s a girl

When you don’t want to call your female Acquaintance your girlfriend.

Mom: honey, have you made any friends today?
Son: only one. She is my new friend that’s a girl!

Since the boy didn’t want to call his new friend his girlfriend, he called her his “friend that’s a girl”

by user_50067993 July 2, 2018

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

Best Friend

An asshole who goes as far to publish a new urban dictionary definition under your name just to insult you.

Since you're my best friend, it should be okay to be an asshole to you.

by Revenge is the best September 23, 2018

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022

Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022

FB friends

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.

Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.

by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022