When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022
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by Sunlune May 13, 2022
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Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
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by pizza man chase May 20, 2022
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Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
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