fermented dick slime

A fermented dick slime is when you bust a load so large that it condenses into a living slime reminiscent of one from terraria

"oh no i accidently made a fermented dick slime last knight with my homies"

by the doc of plagues February 19, 2025

Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

sebastian dick

It is a big and hard dick, always comes with a beatiful men.

Last night, Emma showed me a picture of sebastian dick, it was so big!

by ThisBoi December 04, 2017

dick wobble

a wiggle in your dick that sets off a chain of reactions that results in a dick blow

that girl made my dick wobble, i don't know what is going on bro. i have two hands and i don't think it's in it.

by bosskid3000 May 08, 2020

On dick

When someone on some bullshit or just buggin

jake: bro your gay
Me: Hell no you on dick

by SwaykoK January 26, 2022

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 22, 2023

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

Gwisp

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

by NotGwisp September 18, 2022