dalgo dick

A very small unattractive penis usually the size of a baby carrot when erect.

"He had such a dalgo dick :("

by The sexiest girl alive May 14, 2016

new dick

New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

by Wow girly April 11, 2020

Glitter Dick

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick

A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.

Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 2, 2023