Shit kicker

A person who is a flop and kicks shit

Charbel is the biggest shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021

Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit

I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!

by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021

Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth

Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint

by Mja18xx January 10, 2020

<.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025